hatfield

to be extremely germophobic and gay.

usually works on computers too.
i tried to shake that guy’s hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!
to perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
actor: something still doesn’t feel right.

director: let’s try it again; this time, just hatfield it.
dont mess with they hatfields.any hatfield is all around awesome.a hatfield will blow you away.
person1:”d-mn here comes a hatfield!”
person2:”wow, i wish i was born a hatfield.”
a redneck farm town in western m-ss. population : slightly over 3,000. the home of smith academy, the smallest public high school in the state. known to residents of the pioneer valley as a great town to go to if you’re looking for a good party in the woods, bonfires, big trucks, quads, guns, boats, beer, and underage s-x. many youngsters begin their steak of debauchery around age 12 or 13. certain landmarks known to hatfield residents include: the s-curves, the park, root country, hatfield pond, the river, the orchard, mama’s, the smithsonian, horse mountain, the market aka monty’s, b’s, hatfield pub, the polish club, the bashin, the boat launch, the power lines, the shallows, etc…
guy 1: “so what did you do this weekend?”
guy 2: “oh man, i don’t even know where to begin! i went to hatfield to bang some freshman, but i got sidetracked at b’s and got sh-tfaced. we drove in circle around town for a while before getting word of a party at root country. we got over there but it was a weird party. everyone was either 15 or 25. i think there was even some guy who was about 30 mackin on some high school chick. it was kinda a f-cked up night.”
guy 1: “hatfield man. f-ckin hatfield.”
a huge f-ck up of somthing that was supposed to be great. when you are expecting a great experience or product,but are let down because it really sucked.
can be used as a noun or a verb:
we went to new york for the o.a.r show, but it ended up being a hatfield.

jimmy was busy and in a rush, and ended up hatfielding our wings.