have ass
to be physically attractive; to have an appealing physique. the third-person form is got -ss.
“a big fine woman’ll make you smile when she p-ss you
d-mn that girl s-xy, her mamma got -ss too.”
-juvenile, “mamma got -ss”
steve: “maaan, this party at wellington’s house is going to suck baaaalllls.”
kevin: “word to your mother. working for that guy is a b-tch. i can only imagine what that old stiff’s family is like.”
-ding dong-
hot girl: “h-llo, i’m mr. wellington’s daughter tiffany.”
steve: “bazooing! d-mn that girl is hot!”
kevin: “no kidding dude. i didn’t expect old wellington’s daughter to have -ss like that. did you see the rack on that smokin’ piece of tail?”
steve: “h-ll yeah man! i’d love to give those tig ol’ bitties a good motorboating.”
mr. wellington (having overheard): “ahem…speaking of having -ss, how about you two have your -sses out of the office by monday? you’re fired.”
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