Have your cake and eat it too.
valentines day is for the lovers, this day is for the f-ckers. a day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and bl-wj-b day. eat your cake boys.
also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a d-mn steak.
whatever the opposite of steak and bl-wj-b day is, do that.
ie: have your cake and eat it too.
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