haverfraud


a haverford college male undergrad who f-cks with your head and screws with your heart.
any spoiled, trust-fund baby haverford college student who pretends to be a socially-concerned, liberal, anti-war, mellow wonderful dude but who is actually planning to become a corporate suit just like his daddy the minute he matriculates. beware: all his “peace, baby” bullsh-t is just for show (or uttered in an effort to get your bra off). very toxic, mutant strain of -sshole rich-boy. do not breed with this one.
“biff said he went to the peace rally…but later i found out he spent the day in the tunnels having cheesesteaks and beer with the rest of the cricket team! he’s such a haverfraud!!!”
or

“omg—teddy told me he wanted to start a vegetarian farm-cooperative to feed the homeless when he graduates from haverford, but according to our alumni magazine, he’s a government agent just like his dad—i can’t believe i let that haverfraud get into my pants!”

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