haw man


a greeting commonly used by neds and bam’s in and around the glasgow area.
haw man! how’s it gon’? thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft c-nt!

(translation) h-llo my friend! how are you? i was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!
hawman |hô’man| exclamation

used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. used in reference to a ‘man’ while not necessarily being gender specific to a man.

origin natural exclamation: first recorded in australian english in the early 20th cent. combination of the ‘oh’ exclamation of mid 16th cent. and old english ‘man(n)’ of germanic origin; related to dutch man, german mann, and sanskrit manu ‘mankind.’
“hawman…… i’m that loose!” “hawman not again…”

“hawman..ffffff….. just make me a sandwich already”

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