hawaii

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the end result of a huge bowel movement. like the island of hawaii, it has built up from the bottom of the toilet bowl to crest above the water, creating an island of p–p.
after eating those killer nachos, i laid some mad heat in the toilet and i totally hawaii’d.
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hawaii’s a pretty cool place, if you like asians and quicksilver. it’s funny, though, because basically everyone here is j-panese. or at least part j-panese. everyone is about 195701976 ethnicities, so there isn’t much racial discrimination. except against haoles. which means white person. we’re kind of backwards like that. in hawaii, you gotta speak pidgen english.
guy 1: ho braddah cuz, you when see dat wahine wid da nice kine booty?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: what, brah, you no like dat kine? what wrong wit you, cuz? you mahu? ho, braddah kamu, dis boy rite here stay mahu!
guy 2: …get away from me.
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its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather
go to hawaii if you wanna be in heaven
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the coolest place ever
i wish i lived in hawaii
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the 50th state. the only state with an anthem in a native language, the only state completely composed of islands, and the only state that has good poplulation ratios. it is not the only state that was overrun by invaders though.
hawaii was true paradise until captain cook arrived.
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(pr-nounced havai-i)

the proper spelling for the 50th state.

a chain of 8 isolated island in the pacific ocean, rudely taken from queen lili’uokalani and made into a territory and then state of america.

a very popular vacation spot.

a completely unique place.
1-howdy. where you from?
2-hawai’i.
1-where??
2-hawai’i!
1-oh ya mean hawhy?? cool!