HAWK PUNCH
the act of getting a bl-w j-b by someone’s mom and right before you -j-c-l-t- you pull your schl-ng out and glaze the mom’s face like a donut and then punch the mom in the side of the temple so hard that she p-sses out. that way you can deny the entire thing happened and say the b-tch had amnesia if she tells on you.
boomer: dude i heard you got a bl-w j-b from zach’s mom last night?
tom: that never happened cuz i hawk punched the b-tch.
boomer: then it did happen?
tom: i just said i hawk punched her so it never happened dumb azz!!!
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