Hawt Pocket
the act of slipping one’s p-n-s into an unsuspecting victim’s pocket. it is suggested that the p-n-s be placed in the pocket that contains the person’s phone. the person giving the hawt pocket can then text “hawt pocket” to the victim, thus when the phone goes off they reach into the pocket and get a handful of p-n-s.
my friend sent me a text the other day, but unfortunately for me it was just a hawt pocket.
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