haxtun
a small town in b-m f-ck nowhere colorado, activities include a wide variety of f-cking your own sister and working some sh-t job n-body in their right mind would do. you can expect the local population to have iqs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. you can usually find the youth of the community at he local “c mart” finger popping each other’s -ssholes.
are you from haxtun?
no i’ve never f-cked my sister.
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