hazelnut
a tattooed scr-t-m. tattoo artwork on a guy’s b-lls.
when i took that stud home that i met at the gloryhole, i was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! pretty f-cking hot!
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the edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown sh-ll.
“i’ll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut”
a hazelnut is simply a hater. someone who hates on others and what they do.
robz: i got some fire, hit me up.
gabriel: cron
robz: your a hazelnut
while performing -n-l s-x with a partner, you climax inside of the recipients -n-s. the by-product of that of which is released is considered “hazel nut”
yo! i f-cked that b-tch in the -ss. then she sh-t out my hazel nut all over the bowl
slightly racist way of imitating native americans’ phrase “ehs, you know it”. common in the dakotas.
jaden: “did you see those trashy nates?!”
brock: “hazelnut.”
something very obvious.
1+1=2 is a hazelnut you b-st-rd
-j-c-l-t-ng on a senior citizen’s face.
todd: “what happened after you left the wedding?”
eric: “i took derek’s great aunt back to her hotel and…”
todd: “and what?”
eric: “hazelnut.”
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