HBP
shortening of “harry potter and the half-blood prince”.
oh! i can’t wait until hbp comes out! -dances around-
stands for half-blood prince, the sixth harry potter book.
i just wrote a hbp based fanfic!
det sixth book in harry potter.
hbp is soo kewl! jkr know what to do!
humanoid b-tt-plug (n). a person who either stops dead or moves at near-tectonic speeds through the only way into or out of a place that you need to get into or out of fast.
“d-mn man, that tourist turned into an hbp when he couldn’t figure out how to use his metro card to work in the only working turnstile. i must have missed four trains.”
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