he-bitch-man-slap


one of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp’s -rs-nal. not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-b-tch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. however any such threat of the he-b-tch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the b-tch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson’s generation game.

in short: weapon for controlling he-b-tches
“don’t make me he-b-tch-man-slap you man!”
3 more definitions
it’s kinda like a pimp slap but without baby powder, a little more brutish
“hey buddy, don’t make me he b-tch man slap you!”
weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. usually delivered by someone who isn’t quite manly enough to throw a punch. wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. the last resort of drama queens.
you call that a hit? that was a he-b-tch man slap. i’ve seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
the only way for a man to properly refer to a b-tch slap to another man. this is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.
guy 1 (loser): “i’m so cool! what up homie! i’m so cool!”
guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): whap! “b-tch! back off or i’ll he-b-tch-man-slap you again!”

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