Head Count
similar to bed count. one’s head count is the number of times you’ve gone down on someone, performed oral s-x. many people believe that oral s-x doesn’t count as a full notch on your belt, so head count is adjusted as fractional s-x.
kim: “well, add one to my head count. i just went down on david in the back seat of his car. i guess i’m up to 15 now.”
krista: “well, that’s fractional s-x, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn’t swallow.”
kim: “i swallow every time.”
krista: “okay, 12.5 then.”
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