head on


a mysterious ointment. the only thing known about it is how to use it.
head on, apply directly to the forehead. head on, apply directly to the forehead. head on, apply directly to the forehead. head on.

the television commercial never mentions the dangerous side effects.

a picture of the entire, mesmerizing commercial.
the most annoying commercial ever made, repeat-tious head on head, apply to your forehead. senseless advertis-m-nt, never really explained what it is for, just apply on forehead.
jake: hey nina, have u seen this annoying commercial head on
nina: head what!?
jake: head on, apply to your forehead
nina: apply what to my what!?
jake: head on, apply directly to your forehead
nina: say it again?
jake: head on, apply directly to your forehead
nina: can’t hear you, sorry
jake: you need to apply head on
nina: oops no signal, sorry gotta hung up
jake: head on!
“homeopathic” (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.
headon, apply directly to the forehead!
headon, apply directly to the forehead!
headon, apply directly to the forehead!
apply directly to the forehead.
head on. apply directly to the forehead. head on. apply directly to the forehead.

“g-dd-mn…if i watch this commercial enough times, i’m gonna need some head on…”
a type of headache medicne with those annoying ”apply directly to the forehead” commericals. we are not blind, we can clearly see the lady, applying it to her forehead. recent commercials have usually someone step in the middle of the commerical saying ”don’t you get sick of this?”
head on apply directly to the forehead!
as stated by jimmy kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.
headon. apply directly to the forehead.
(repeat until infinity.)
a medicine used to relieve head aches by applying directly to the forhead.
head on!
apply directly to the forhead!

head on!
apply directly to the forhead!

head on, head on, head on…. shut the f-ck up!

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