head spatula


a large head garment applied to an unsuspecting and rather speshed out member of a social group which is fashioned by attaching a cheese grater to the handle end of a spatula (preferably stainless steel) with duck tape and then to their head, and observe as they flounder about trying to remove it. it is renowned for its humorous effect.
what the f-ck is this on me head that’s a head spatula gary ooh i’ll get you back for this you little t-rd stroking sp-nk slurper. i’m sure you will gary. i’m sure you will.

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