Headbanger’s Ball


the only decent thing on that stupid -ss channel called mtv. on during the late 80’s through the early 90’s. hosted by a cool person named riki rachtman, he’d feature kick-ss metal. he actually knows what he talking about. there is a new version of the show, but isn’t good, or the same as the old one, because today’s nu metal blows.
the old headbanger’s ball was cool because that’s when metal was metal. f-ck mtv.
show that shows the same videos from the sh-ttiest metalcore bands in the world over and over again for 8 minutes, followed by 9 minutes of comemercials,followed by 8 more minutes of sh-t, 9 minutes of commercials for 2 d-mn hours. videos interrupted by that f-ggot jamey jasta (who deserves to die,considering hatebreed is sh-tty). sometimes they play a good video or two, but i usually get bored with all that shadows fall and unearth they play in a constant loop and change it before anything good comes on.
just download your own music videos, and cut out the sh-t.
a show that was once cool but is now a mere shadow of its former self. too few metal videos, man…
if they show that godawful zakk wylde video again, i’m going to scream.
a metal show on mtv2. the shis pretty formuliac: shadows fall video, unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, sh-tty videos interrupted by jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering hatebreed is so sh-tty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those sh-tty watered down metalcore bands. i usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it.
dont watch it, seriously.
a metal show on mtv2. the show is pretty formuliac: shadows fall video, unearth video, 9 minutes of commercials, 8 more minutes of atreyu/avenged sevenfold. 9 more minutes of commercials, sh-tty videos interrupted by jamey jatsa (who deserves to die, considering hatebreed is so sh-tty), an eighteen visions video, then more commercials, then another unearth video, etc. sometimes they actually show good videos, but its usually those sh-tty watered down metalcore bands. i usually get tired before a good video comes on and i change it. jamey jasta needs to be kicked the f-ck off the show or learn to shut up
dont watch it, seriously, just download your videos.
a late night show on mtv that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. this gave a big break to many aspiring talents (alice in chains, soundgarden, etc.)
let’s get some pizza and beer and watch headbanger’s ball
the best television program out there! all metal, all the time…
it was a dark day when they discontinued headbanger’s ball, but now it has returned! rejoice!

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