headbutt the buffalo
an euphemism for c-nn-l-ng-s, oral s-x, an act performed by a person on the v-lv- and/or v-g-n- of a female, the opposite of f-ll-t–. the term was created by “the man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast slacker and the man. it is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
terminology: a headb-tt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. a buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with sh-ggy, long, black/brown fur. if you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the v-g-n-. put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap – the beginning of oral s-x on a woman.
mashers: “i have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to s-x.”
the man: “does that include headb-tting the buffalo?”
the man: “ever headb-tt the buffalo?”
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