headset hair


the indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.
dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
about 2 hours, i’m gonna have some serious headset hair.
2 more definitions
the hair style that is produced after gaming online for extended periods of time with a headset.
“i need to wear a hat. i have headset hair from playing halo 3 for so long.”
commonly acquired after wearing a headset (i.e. xbox live headset) for as little as 10minutes.

resembles hat hair: but runs from one ear, across the top of the head, and down to the opposite ear.
very recognizable to any gamer.
very embarr-ssing to have.
1.) -“hey man, sorry i’m late. i ran into some trouble on the way over here.”

-“dude, i know you were playing xbox, i can see your headset hair.”

2.) -“dude, take off the hat. we’re going in the pool.”

-“no way man. i have headset hair. i’m so embarr-ssed.”

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