Healthy Gas
the gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.
bart: “eeeeewwww! what’s that smell”?
homer: “that’s just me, emitting healthy gas”.
bart: “healthy my -ss! all you eat is donuts and beer”.
homer: “don’t forget the four burritos bart. and that egg sandwich on whole grain bread”.
bart: “i’m impressed homer. impressed how stinky your farts are”.
lisa: “mom! don’t light the stove yet! homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas”!
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