Heat Meat


the result of being up for days on crystal meth (commonly known as “the heat”) and finding that your p-n-s has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper p-ss. the heat stick equivalent of whisky d-ck.
awe sh-t man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old ‘did i wake you? sorry…. oh yeah my d-ck is in you isn’t it? weird….. good morning!’ trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

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