heat seat



the uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.
brendan: i was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when i went to take a dump, i found the seat was warm.

frank: man, what are the odds. there are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. i was simply finishing my coffee.

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