Heathering


n, feminine – to thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to s-xual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good -rg-sm. this process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.
as if to show how good the s-x was and her delight she started heathering on the bed
a term based on the 1980s movie, “heathers” in which a group of people, usually popular, gangs up on another group or person (unpopular) and bullies them.
i was walking to my car and nicole and her click came up and “heather” me to death.

“look i’m sorry you don’t like me, but please stop heathering me, its so 1980s”
a verb describing the act of doing nothing while waiting for something else to do or when your work is caught up and you’re just chilling. mostly used in the work setting.
jessica can you help me with something?
sure i’m just heathering!

you are so efficient!! you’ve been heathering all day!

i don’t know why i’m so tired. i’ve been heathering all day!
a verb used to describe when a person or car p-sses a car or larger group of people in a no p-ss zone. see also woopster, crashed car
i was heathering those cars so i could do the whoopster.
the act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. the opposite of “chazzing”
“tonight at linda and emma’s party, alana was heathering because she was the only girl”
the process of deepthroating a large d-ck. fitting a large d-ck into one’s mouth
look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch c-ck.

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