heatheritis


1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great -ss
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission
1- ma’am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% lsd and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- d-mn, look at the -ss on her, she must have heatheritis

3- that’s the last time i hire a girl with heatheritis

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