heathman


usually a very short male. typically blonde and popular with girls. a heathman is generally very creative and loyal to his friends. he has a small circle of close friends and a wider range or hundreds of friends. everyone loves a heathman so people try to be their friends.
someone who has a heathman as a friend is very lucky and should do all they can to keep them.
usually has a small p-n-s.
1) wow! that kid is so fit! he’s such a heathman!
2) haha, that guy has such a small w-lly.. what a heathman.
amazing super hero that despite the name, is actually a female
“wow heath man, you’re amazing!”
“man isn’t used in the literal sense, ‘he’ is actually a ‘she’.”

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