heaved hoe


a hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from f-cking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.

the term “heaved” means f-cked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase “heave ho,” which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.
daaaayum, won’t dat b-tch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin’ productive? fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!

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