heaven sent
derived from the brand new song “okay i believe you, but my tommy gun don’t” (which is a kind of song that should ignite the airways, totally stealth!)
– adj.- the ultimate compliment. used to descibe a person or thing as incredibly great, cool, etc.
1. jesse lacey is heaven sent!
2. this coffee is the best that i’ve ever had. it’s heaven sent.
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