heavy dick
the stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. in this stage, the p-n-s is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. the elevated blood levels give the p-n-s a lumbering, heavy feel. ironically, it is possible to either urinate or -j-c-l-t- in this stage (see: messy marvin). also, because the p-n-s still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping s-xual partners.
when my girlfriend got off the pill i had to start wearin’ rubbers again. as soon as i reached for one i went from rock hard to heavy d-ck.
when a males p-n-s is at its maximum erection.
often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
person 1:dude why are you walking like that?
person 2:because i got heavy d-ck right now that’s why.
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