heavy lettuce


1. very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. “i hear mardonius bought a grenade machinegun.”
“that is heavy lettuce.”

2. good thing we didn’t pull over. they might have stolen my heavy lettuce.

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