heckmondwike


a small place in west yorkshire, somewhere between leeds and huddersfield. it’s got a few shops such as peac-cks and greggs, but apart from that there’s f-ck all. loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. do not attempt to go there. ooooo it has a morrisons. that’s about it.
chris: shall we go to heckmondwike?
manda: no! it’s full of chavs!
chris: but there’s a morrisons!
manda: oh… alright then! :d

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