Hector Martini


a drink that is not really a drink. it’s a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. it’s only a martini by definitions because its served on a stem gl-ss.
sergio: hey man. what the f-ck is in this martini?

weaksauce: idk man, i just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

sergio: i can’t even taste the vermouth f-ggot. this some hector martini.

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