Heddon’s Law
only people who are uglier then you are attracted to you.
john – “man, i wish some actually attractive chicks would be interested in me for once.”
tim – “heddon’s law in action man.”
“mark really likes me, but he is an ugly f-ck. why couldn’t he be hot like jason?”
“heddon’s law at it’s finest.”
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