hedgerow grumble


british schoolboy term for a stash of p-rn found under a hedgerow. it is an ancient custom in britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.
timmy: “whacko roger! hit the blimmin’ jackpot last night!”
roger: “oh do tell!”
timmy: “yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down dale lane!”
roger: “cripes! better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there’ll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!”

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