heej
short for hand job; derivative of the more desirable “beej,” which is short for bl-w j-b. often used self-mockingly in the wake of not receiving more desirable forms of s-xual contact.
-dude did you get a beej last night?
-no but i got a real sweet heej, i had to pretend that i p-ssed out before permanent dammage was done.
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