Hefarian Complex
a mans constant need to have more women as friends than men. this surrounds him with women that are in the friend zone for the time being, but knowing well that he has a reserve of women that he can tap into at any time. these men generally have low self esteem on their own and are provided with a regular ego boost by having several attractive women to talk to.
friend: do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you? he has lots of girls that are friends.
girlfriend: he says they are all “just friends” but i think he is keeping them in his back pocket just in case, he has a hefarian complex.
-in case of emergency, break gl-ss for the friend’s va jay-
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