Hefty Smurf


a rather annoying smurf, but of course, not as annoying as brainy smurf. hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. he was sometimes p-ssed off at the rest of the smurfs, but he still loved them. may or may not have taken steroids. has a heart tatoo.
hefty smurf went drag queen in the smurfs episode “smurfette for a day”

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