heggle


the term used when one breaks wind.

more commonly -ssociated with fat people breaking wind.

other participles include ‘heggling’ heggled’ and the person who heggles is of course called ‘the heggler’
after consuming vegetarian frankfurters, goliath bent over and the trapped methane excaped through his r-ct-m.

david: “omg, what was that? did you just… heggle?!?”

goliath: “sorry i can’t help it, these veggie frankfurters turn me into a right old heggler!”

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