heisman
noun: a rejection given to a member of the opposite s-x, a job, or anything no longer wanted. named after the heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.
when his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the heisman.
stiff-armed pose, based on the heisman trophy, given to a suitor or potential suitor with the goal of minimizing or avoiding contact.
sally wanted to hang out and watch t-tanic tonight, but i gave her the heisman so i could hit poker night.
a women’s rejection to s-xual advances by a man or another woman
dude, i was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her………
1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a s-xual overture, p-ss, or advance.
2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
“she gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini.”
“i heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those tps coversheets and reports.”
a rejection given to a member of the opposite s-x who you do not find physically attractive. you may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std’s, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. this technique is usually given by the female to the male.
wow, look at that dough boy over there.
i think he wants to go out with you.
girl gives vitale (ugly person) the heisman.
when f-cking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot -ss bod.
origin- heisman trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)
“man that wh-r- was great last night. she had an ugly -ss face, but her bod was still hot as f-ck, so i gave her the heisman”
v. to hit or tackle someone to the ground in such a manner of a person who has won a heisman trophy would.
n. a laudable hit or take
“did you see that fight last week? because matt freaking heismaned steve right to the ground, it was sick!!!”
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