Helen Keller Handjob
1. when someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random h-llish manner.
2. the person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad
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