Helena, Montana
one of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the wall-mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
floridan: dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it’s 40 degrees outside?
montanan: i’m from helena, montana.
floridan: never heard of it.
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