Helichopper
a maneuver where a gentleman extracts his p-n-s from his pants before swinging it wildly around, attempting to generate lift in the same way as a helicopter. making “whoooo!” or “thwuppa thwuppa” noises is optional.
“i was trying to impress this girl in a bar last night so i whipped out my c-ck and gave her a ride in the helichopper.”
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