helicopter

1: a vehicle used for air travel

2: a s-xual position that requires male genitalia to pierce female genitalia whilst the male spins (while maintaining the position) in 360 degrees or more
1: a helicopter flew past my crack house last evening.

2: d-mn! i gave the bae a helicopter so hard last night that i got dizzy!
when you swing your p-n-s around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
i helicoptered right in front of your mom.
the helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don’t forget awkward) but fulfilling s-xual position. it is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (… or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. all the while turning his p-n-s inside the woman’s v-g-n- (… or whatever.).
j.r.- the tricky part is making sure your member doesn’t ‘pop’ out while you’re doing this. … and to keep from laughing. otherwise its great.
the act of pulling your d-ck out of your pants and twirling it around in public. can be performed with or without hands.
“d-mn that guy is such a helicopter man, he just swirled his d-ck in front of the adverse hockey team!”
s-xual act with the female on top. the female does a split and inserts lubed p-n-s into v-g-n-. the male then grabs hold of the female’s legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter’s blades.
has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. failure results in female either falling over or vomiting, and male losing p-n-s.
theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. there have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in j-pan so you never know.
dude 1: yo d00d my girlfriend and i totally did the helicopter last night!

dude 2: no you did not.

dude 1: you’re right. sad face.
a card game invented by four-year old scott janner loosely based on poker, war and gin rummy. the rules change every hand based on the cards played so that scott always wins.
scott always beats uncle stan at helicopter because he is the only who knows the rules, which are usually made up on the spot.
a type of rotorcraft in which lift and thrust are supplied by one or more engine driven rotors
did you see that helicopter flying by?
while the man is on top of a woman in a missionary type position, he lifts her legs which are extended, and moves them around at various 90 degree angles while doing her. the purpose is to have the man’s p-n-s feel big inside her and the movement of her legs will make her -rg-sm faster.
“hey man, did you do the helicopter on that chick you picked up on last night?”

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