hellen keller moment
a h-llen keller moment is when you go full r-t-rd(never go full r-t-rd). when you forget something really simple, or have a “brain fart”. if you have “selective hearing”, that is a good example of this.
teacher: jimmy, what is 2+3?
jimmy:uuhh, 74.
teacher: no jimmy, it’s 5.
jimmy:sorry teach, i had a h-llen keller moment.
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