Hello Kitty

n. a j-panese psychological m-ss-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the sanrio corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under j-panese imperial rule.

n-body knows how h-llo kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the “wapanese”) now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace j-panese pop culture. furthermore, they sap the economies of the western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless j-panese kitsch. with proof of the kitty’s efficacy, the j-panese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including pokemon and dragonball z.

doctors warn that even low-level exposure to h-llo kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. anyone who accidently catches sight of this kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the u.s. department of homeland security for immediate liquidation.
“the people of the united states have already formed their opinions regarding h-llo kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation.”
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kitty
an extremely popular cartoon cat in j-pan, made by the sanrio corporation, which appears on a wide variety of toys and consumer products. also used to refer to the other cartoon characters which inhabit the same “world” as the cat.
i saw a new h-llo kitty plush doll the other day, and it was so adorable.
a popular j-panese character that helps delay the process of s-xual discovery in p-b-scent girls.
at fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
better h-llo kitty than h-llo p-ssy!
a very popular cartoon character from j-pan
“…she’s just a p-ssy with a bow on it” – margaret cho
the most adorable, beutiful, pretty, loving, friendly, amazing, miraculous, kitty ever! she has wonderful merchandise too and a twin sister named mimmy who is also phenominal! she has cosmic powers to rule the world and everyone who insults her will be ruled by her in the after life.
lawryn and tiff have beautiful h-llo kitty bags which make them superior to the rest of the world because h-llo kitty is always with them.
a cartoon cat made by the j-panese company sanrio. she is not satanic, she is not trying to take over the world. she is just a cute little cartoon cat.
h-llo kitty is a cute cartoon cat.