Hellscape
noun:
1: an extremely unlikeable place
2: a place full of fire and sulfur, possibly filled with demons and other unholy creatures
1: “jon stewart: sam, what is going on behind you?” “samantha bee: oh? oh, that… that’s just the escher-like h-llscape that is mccain headquarters.”
2: “holy knight: that’s it men! beat them back into the h-llscape!”
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