helmety


it describes that elusive middle eastern man with an infamous helmet-shaped hair cut, who prides himself on wearing capris and trenchcoats, among various other eurotrash clothing. the effect multiplies with the application of a beanie type garment upon the cranial area. a ‘helmety’ individual also tends to ask asinine economics-related questions and has a tendency to be friends with amateur p-rn stars.
“gosh, that guy over there is so helmety! what a s-xy beast!”

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