Helming
the act of shoving one’s head up the -n-s of a man. this requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or extreme -n-l training with b-ttplugs. i honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there’s some fuctup people out there and i’m sure its been done by somone.
tired of rodents and peni, richard gere decided to finaly allow jacko to savagely stretch his -ss with a series of huge b-ttplugs and within a week of teribla -n-l torture he was ready to be helmed, to take the greasy pale head deep in his -n-s.
helming – (verb) the act of working the top of ones head into a v-g-n-. when complete the owner of said v-g-n- sits atop the head like a helmet.
naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets s-xual trends. right now she’s enthused by helming and docking. it’s so south eastern european.
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