Helmuth


ugly face, big d-ck.
“hey you know that guy at mcmahon?”
“which one?”
“ugly face, big d-ck?”
“oh you mean helmuth, that’s my guy!”

“that guy has to be a helmuth. have you seen his c-ck?!

no his face burns my eyes so much i never get the chance.”

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