Helpful College Grad Cards
fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
brad: i need some help… i just bought some college grad cards and i really don’t know what to write on the inside of them! maybe you would know what to do…?
donna: let me see those cards.
(looks at the college grad cards)
oh… those are just some helpful college grad cards. you just have to follow the instructions…
brad: what are instructions?
donna: ugh… just give them to me already… just like in high school… i have to do everything for you…
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