Helsinki Freedom Punch


a method of escaping prison: punching a woman so hard in the v-g-n-, that she flies over the prison wall,frees you, and you make your swift escape.
i couldn’t think of any ways to escape alcatraz, but then jillian the crafty b-tch reminded me of the ol’ helsinki freedom punch.

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