Hemdroid
when someone plays with their droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their -ss
person 1: did carla show you her new droid?
person 2: -groan- more like hemdroid. she won’t shut up about it and hasn’t put it down.
a noun which is a portmanteau of “hemorrhoid” and “android.”
a “hemdroid” is when an android device sh-ts the bed. if your android phone suddenly dies and won’t turn on, it is having a “hemdroid.”
“i just tried to use my smart-phone and it won’t turn on unless i take out the battery and then put it back in. i think it has a hemdroid!”
a hemdroid is a hardcore android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. most hemdroids spend their time trolling apple announcements bashing apple fans. this is also referred to as “hemdroidal flare up”.
man, i was trying to learn about the features of the new iphone, but the hemdroids were like locust!
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